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Special
notice to all
After
the last episode, we no longer will perform at any weddings. No matter
how much you insist that it is "your" wedding, you are paying
for it and you must have this band to make it complete. Even after we try
to talk you out of it by insisting that we are just not a wedding band,
and that most people at weddings are people who do not go out to clubs
regularly, but they are dying to use those disco dancing skills that they
learned at Jerri Jon studios back in 78, even after we tell you there is
only so much we can do with the volume level because after all we are a
Rock and Roll band, you still insist that you like it loud and that no
one will protest... you'll make sure of it! Because it's your wedding
and you are paying for it!
Well
while you are trying to celebrate we've had protests from the following
people at almost every wedding.
Daddy
Mommy
Grammy
Pop
Pop
Aunt
Martha from Cincinnati
Uncle
Carl
Ted
Both
in-laws
Building
Management
and
most recently we were fired by the caterer... that's right the caterer...
who also called the police because she said it was too loud, even though
all of the above never complained at that one!
So
that's it! we say no more. We're tired of catching the blame for ruining
your wedding when we gave you every chance, every warning, even had it
written in the contract.
Let
me reiterate -
We
do not do weddings!, we are not a wedding band!
I
hate to say it, but go get a D.J. and let all the old farts have their
fun and when that party's over come on out with all the leftovers who like
to party to which ever club we are at , where no one will bitch about the
volume and if they do... screw 'em!
